The Cast
Chandler
🐾 Meet Chandler (aka Chi-Chi) 🐾
Don't let the 8-pound size fool you—Chandler is the undisputed alpha of the pack. She's the smallest of all four dachshunds, but she's convinced everyone else works for her... and honestly, they usually do.
She's a blanket burrower who believes the best place on earth is completely hidden under a pile of blankets. Chandler is also Phoebe's littermate, but the similarities end there. She's incredibly stubborn, fiercely independent, and if there's a foot sticking out from under a blanket... consider yourself warned. She'll quietly sneak over, steal it, and refuse to let go.
And if you upset her? Chandler doesn't just get mad—she holds a grudge like it's a full-time job. She'll remember your offense long after you've forgotten it.
Tiny. Bossy. Strong-willed. Blanket obsessed. Foot thief.
Queen Chandler wouldn't have it any other way. 👑🐾
Phoebe
🐾 Meet Phoebe (aka Fe-Fe) 🐾
If you hear dramatic crying from across the house, don't panic—it's probably just Phoebe making sure everyone knows she wants something. Whether it's a treat, attention, or someone dared to sit in her spot, she's never afraid to voice her opinion.
At 13 pounds, Phoebe is the hunter of the family. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, bugs... if it moves, she's convinced it's her personal mission to chase it. Her prey drive is second to none.
But beneath all that attitude is the protector of the pack. Phoebe takes guarding her humans very seriously. If she thinks one of the other dogs is bothering or hurting one of us—even if they're just playing—she'll jump right in to break it up. In her mind, she's the family's security detail.
Loud. Loyal. Fearless. Always on patrol.
Phoebe doesn't just live in the house... she runs neighborhood security. 🩷🐾
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Joey
🐾 Meet Joey (aka Jo-Jo) 🐾
At over 20 pounds, Joey is the undisputed plus-size princess of the family. She may be the biggest dachshund in the house, but in her mind she's still a tiny lap dog.
The moment you say "Jo-Jo!", her entire body starts wagging. Not just her tail—her whole dog. And if she's excited, prepare to be covered in kisses because Joey has absolutely no concept of personal space. If she's happy, she's licking... and she's not stopping anytime soon.
Around the other dogs? Joey can be a bit of a diva. If one gets too close, she'll let them know exactly how she feels. Five seconds later, she's chasing them around like nothing ever happened. Holding grudges? That's Chandler's job.
Joey is also the neighborhood's self-appointed alarm system. A squirrel. A leaf. The mailman. A suspicious cloud. If Joey sees it, she's barking at it—and within seconds she's recruited the rest of the pack into a full-blown canine emergency meeting.
Big heart. Big appetite. Bigger personality.
Jo-Jo lives by one simple rule: If I'm awake, everyone else should be too. 🩷🐾
Monica
🐾 Meet Monica (aka Mo-Mo, Lu 2, or Lu Junior) 🐾
Monica may only be 7 months old, but she's already stolen everyone's heart. Around here, she's often called LJ (Lu Junior) because she reminds us so much of our sweet Lucy, who we lost in 2025. Sometimes it's the way she looks at us, sometimes it's the goofy things she does, and sometimes it's just a feeling. Whether it's coincidence or a little bit of magic, she's brought a special kind of joy back into our home.
If Monica is awake, she's playing. She has endless energy and enough zoomies to wear out the entire house. She'll happily keep everyone entertained—and occasionally drive them completely nuts—with her nonstop antics.
For the longest time, mornings started at sunrise because, according to Monica, sleeping in was a waste of valuable playtime. Thankfully, she's finally starting to figure out that mornings are for sleeping too... at least some days.
Despite being the youngest of the pack, Monica has the biggest heart. She loves everyone she meets and has a personality that's impossible not to fall in love with. She's proof that sometimes the smallest paws leave the biggest footprints.
Playful. Loving. Goofy. Full of life.
Mo-Mo didn't replace Lucy—she simply brought a little piece of that joy back into our lives. 🩷🐾
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